Mick is one of those guys I like. He isn’t shy of showing how excited the woman he is performing with makes him and Sue reciprocated by doing all the things that got his boat floating right from the off when he was fondling her, pulling her knickers aside to lick her out. A great technique to get a young babe on your side. I haven’t met a girl yet that wasn’t happy to return the favour with a nice bj for a nice twat licking session. Especially if the gent is generous with it. Personally I don’t believe that as a couple they are dull in their personal lives given the kind of passion they displayed in front of my camera as I filmed. They may well even use this industry to enhance their sex lives in some way.

It was interesting to note that even though they were efficient in their fucking techniques that they delivered it in a way that is seldom seen in more technically shot scenes ie the old stop and start. Ultimately there was no getting away from the porn star mentality of performing to a standard that was required but to be honest, it serves our purposes best as I suspect this is how they really do it at home, maybe Diana vaccuming the house in her underwear or something. Hmm one for a future shoot perhaps.

Still, blowjobs, lick outs, bum licking, twat fucking and several positions from being pinned up against the fridge and the kitchen work top to the through lounge on the sofa later Mick delivered an impressive jizm in her mouth true porn star stylee. Diana doesn’t take it (cum) in the vag as she isn’t on the pill affirming why she only works with her partner exclusively. If she doesn’t dl herself, she way well end up in the Mothers Club of 2006/7. I’m pretty sure this is the year of the baby boom. It would’ve even been better if she did on this scene. Now that would’ve been a first! Seeing them in action was 1 of the highlights being out here. The Europeans really know their stuff when it comes to porn.

As far as Real Couples goes, this is the first time I’ve stayed at a couples home I was filming for the weekend. The whole thing was really quite casual, like a friend visiting but with the difference that I was going to scene them having sex at a friends apartment because it wasn’t convenient to shoot at their own place because of a resident member of the family staying with them. I went shopping, met their lil un who I got on real well with since I haven’t grown much out of scene games myself. Monica even cooked for me and generally made me feel welcome but then over the years, they now view me as a friend which I thought was really nice. They even introduced me to various friends around the way without elaborating what I was there for and what I do except for 1 friend of Monicas who let us use her apartment for the shoot of course….and demanded she wanted to view the final effort too.

I can only say by the time we got there Monica and Richards desire for each other had not diminished any over the years . If anything, time has made it stronger and it was nice to witness this and the fact they were still very comfortable with me filming them despite the initial nerves of seeing me again.. They had sex from the lounge to the wicker chair in the conservatory to the bedroom . U know Monica was losing herself in the moment once they started doing their thing because Monica was saying his name between strokes and mustve jizm several times. Yeah, sure there was that initial nerves but it had more to do with excitement more than anything else and by the time Richard shot his cum, it was a moster cum shot, flying across the room leaving a trail from his man meat to her mouth, puppies and tummy, on the bed to the otherside of the bed and on the damn floor. If ever there was a come shot of the year award, Richard would be the main contender to win! Hands down! I mean I was shocked.

It was about 2am when we left the apartment with the bed linen Monica promised to sort out and her friend called to view if everything was going ok and asked if she could view the mov! We hit the local bar for a couple of hours turning in at 4am.

By the time I left the next day, I was well pleased with myself and felt Monica and Richard were well worth coming out to Alicante for. To be honest I have never done this and nor would I unless I knew the couple would justify it. Monica and Richard are a sure thing and the fact they always turned out sexy passionate performances gave me no room to doubt that shoot number 4 8 years later wasn’t going to be as sexy as it ever was. In fact, it was the hottest they’ve done for me in my opinion.

Some very interesting firsts I’d like to hoot and holler about but since it may be quite explosive, I’ll just have to be a wind up merchant and leave you in the black. One first I will disclose is that Mai is very much with child, being five months pregnant and 2 weeks away from getting hitched with Frank who wanted his name changed since he was roped into doing this by his missus. The only downside was this one took forever to video as Frank was knackered after a days work and having had no sleep the night previous which obviously wankers the dynamics of anyones performance no matter how hot their missus looks.

Mai is in my opinion, stunning. She has gorgeous hazel coloured eyes which contrasts with her thick tresses of ebony hair and Persian complexion. 1 could mistake her for being Indian…But she aint. Id say she has an uncanny resemblance to Bollywood celebrity Shilpa Shetty (Yeah you know her. The bird at the centre of the Celebrity Chubby Brother race row). That aside though things kicked off quite well. It seems Mai calls a lot of the shots when it comes to these things. Having come from a background of glamour modelling and fashion, she crossed over into porn because she was plain just bored.

She came to my attention through the BGAFD and sought me out because of the Real Couples angle. Frank allows her to do porn because they are both an up front and honest couple who swing for the thrill of it occasionally as opposed to a lifestyle choice. I don’t think she has done more than a handful of porn scenes but she roped her fella into it and promised to do something special she hasn’t done yet with any of the other guys….Can u guess what?

This is the first time I’ve been offered a couple by a UK agent that I actually took up. As it turned out Cyprus and Paul turned out amazing. They had the perfect blend of purity and sense of fun and mishief that I expect in a couple wanting to make a scene of their sexual event and are a lively couple who are crazy about each other and took the opportunity to do this shoot by the proverbial horns. The moment Paul called me on the phone the day before asking if we could do the shoot outdorrs and me hearing Cyprus with her bubbly nature squealing in excitement in the background I knew I was onto a winner before we even did the shoot.

Cyprus is a very attractive lady and even though Paul is considerably older, he is in real good shape and you can view the chemistry between this couple. They were just sizzling which was appropriate as it was a really nice day for them to shine and have mad fun and mad fun they had as we arrived at an old church ruin in the middle of a field in Milton Keynes and even though we had a good dl all over the field I still had to be careful as u never know who was going to come by but that was the whole attraction of it. They kicked off by getting out of the car and Paul lay her on the bonnet of the car and ate her pusy before she gave him a suckjob then picked her up to lay her on her back on the back bonnet with her head back as he screwed her in the mouth with his cock then picked her up as she was upside down still sucking his weiner as he ate her vag.

Paul certainly loved Cyrpus dressing up in her sheer netted dark top with no bra on underneath and a short skirt. She wore soft shoes as high heels would’ve been a pain with all that clambering around we had to do. Not to mention the ducking and diving too when the occasional person happened along. As we moved away from the car we were more in the open therefore likely be caught…which added to the sheer naughtiness of doing this in the first place.

Call me shallow but one of the most interesting things I noted being here in Prague is the near zero absence of boob jobs. Everywhere I went, on the road, in the supermarket and the bars (yeah I did a bit of cruising around in between shoots in my near three days there). I noticed this because my wang was letting me know by saying: hey buddy- u paying attention up there! Look at the jiggle in dem tiddies! It was the subtlety of it all I found real sexy…Real natural jugs straining against tops, mammaries spilling over…Girls couldn’t even hide their assets in woolly jumpers. All the couples on my trip have had impressively attractive breasts and by no means least of them was Kate Jones. Thing is I think guys who are used to seeing breasts like these everyday just take them for granted. There doesn’t seem to be much titty play in videos I notice these days but then to quote 1 performer who didn’t care much for such things real or enhanced, they’re just there. What do you do with them apart form a little suck, twiddle and tit wank?…Well my dear friend, u can do many hot things with a pair of ample breasts….hell you could make a whole feature out of puppies alone. Russ Meyer made a damn good living out of boobies. But I digress.

My final shoot here was not going to be a straightforward 1 and as I like to have a bit of a chin wag with the couples before hand I had to do this through Karls girlfriend Lucie but talking aside, the one language everyone understands is sex and this they did fluently as they sucked , banged and licked across the sofa and the bed after Kate kicked off proceedings by putting on a solo show playing with her vagina as Lucas played with this weiner watching her. This was a highly personal place to start but Europeans have no qualms about such things…well not as much as us Brits would and this was a good place as any to video what was about to ensue. Lucas walked over to the bed and ate her out as she returned the favour at the same time keeping each other occupied and alternated by kissing each other occasionally. Sexy stuff. Tasting each other through kissing! Heady stuff for voyeurs. Nothing by the book about this couple where passion was concerned. They found their moment palying with each other for awhile and I quite liked the build up as when they were good and prepared there was no going back. Lucas had a hard on with a mission and Kates pussy was wet and prepared for a good pounding as she gasped, writhed and moaned with each thrust occasionally pulling out to taste her wet twat on his dick. They fucked for a bit more when Lucas turned his attention to licking her arse hole and stimulating her vag at the same time, not missing a beat.

By the time he sunk his penis into her arse inch by throbbing inch, Kates eyes seemed to roll inside her head as she gasped and took each thrust slowly in and out gaining momentum as her arse hole opened up to his boner. They penetrated in a couple of positions on the sofa before moving the action to the bed where seeing her body writhing and puppies jiggling furiously in all their splendour (there he goes with thte jugs again) Lucas stroked out to put his dick in her muff and pumped away furiously as he came deep inside her. Kate kept her legs open wide as her pink vag pursed open and jizm seeped out of it and it is with this in mind I wrapped up and was outta there on my way to the airport with the indelible imprint of Kate Jones magnificent tits jiggling around in my mind. Stud these European ladies are something else. I really like coming out here to Prague.

Kaia and Merlin were brought to my attention by Vinnie Bones as he has come to be known now as he is a regular working boy in the UK porn industry. I got the pics through and we had the usual telephone conversation and I agreed to book them a hotel as they were going to be in London for the period the shoot was to take place. Besides it wasn’t convenient to do a shoot at their place in Preston.

On the day I met them at the hotel I booked for them. we went up to the room and thought they were a bit stand off-ish. Undetered I ignored it as some of my best shoots have started off with this unfamiliar silence which I put down to the long drive and suggested they have a few hours to chill out and rest and I could come back, after all they were booked in for the night anyway.

Kaia seemed so uneasy about something that she prompted they would rather get on with it so I thought I’d try the direct approach by asking what the problem was and she told me she found the whole thing sleazy…Which really threw me as they knew what we were doing and I booked this place for them which, ok its not the Savoy but its a decent room with an en suite bathroom in a 3 star hotel. Then she proceeded to explain that shooting porn itself was sleazy. Them doing it was sleazy. Ok. I cant disagree that a bit of sleaze, if we should be honest is the ingredient for us to indulge our black desires. It makes the whole thing salacious, mischievous and how can something that feels so nice be so wrong? Then she explained they had a rather unpleasant encounter with another photographer and producer whom I was once familiar with and it all became clear. I don’t do any of that nude hugs and touchy feely stuff…well, not unless I’m invited to anyway. It seems this sort of thing left her cold and thinking the whole porn industry was like this.

Kirsty and Chris came to my attention through Lara, one half of another couple featured on here who both seemed as keen as beans to do their very first movie shoot never having even done it for themselves. After a bit of time talking to them, the day came and I was driving to meet them in person where they live in Swansea.

I arrived to meet a rather attractive couple with a bit of an age gap between them. Kirsty is 21 and Chris is about 30 something. Both have been together for some time now before getting together the past year or so and they’ve been discovering things together as couples usually do and 1 of those things is swinging which they both enjoy enormously. The reason behind them doing a vid stemmed from this. They have had sex in front of complete strangers and found they really enjoyed it. I think this was more Chris idea and Kirsty agreed to it with a mischievous grin. Chris soon found out performing on a film was not quite the same as fucking in front of people watching. I was there to make a movie so wasn’t sure if I was supposed to be turned on and having a fiddle with me knob doing so. I’m a professional and don’t do such things….well I would’ve cos Kirsty was real adorable but it was far at the back of my mind and could’ve had a different outcome. For the best or worse who knows. But when you are getting to know each other you don’t really take that chance. I mean its something that could either rock your world and make you wake up to how sleazy the porn industry can be. I prefer the more civilised approach and considered it rude. Not that I hadn’t thought of it if it was to aid their movie making experience.

So they are getting it on in the first act of the mov where Kirsty settles down with her glass of beer feeling awkward as its her first time so I kind of prompt the proceedings by goading Chris on who really didn’t need much prompting as he went straight for her vag, pulling her knickers aside and gave her twat a good lashing with his tongue as she bucked, moaned and writhed around, and forced his head into her pussy as if suffocating him. Chris wasn’t complaining.

Some of you may have been caught doing the last bits of shopping prior to Christmas while others had already started drinking an making merriment in their own way. Rio and David are one such couple.

I met Rio way back in October on a trip in Portugal where it came up in conversation about what I do. Her eyes flashed a mischievous interest but I wasn’t sure she was actually going to follow through until I hung out in her room to speak to her partner David all the way back in England at the ungodly hour of two in the morning, where I can imagine he was all bleary eyed with sleep to have his girlfriend excitedly ask him: Honey, how do you want to do a movie for Real Couples? You dl, Rios motive might have been because she badly wanted to fuck a stud in the arse with a strap on. I said, @Girl, u can do whatever u bothdamn weel want. Just make it sexy!’

November rolled by and December came around and I thought I’d give them a call to which they decided after seeing the site that they wanted to go ahead with it and booked the date and there I was, at their place south of the London river. We discussed what they wanted to do and I told them they could be as wild and dirty as they wanna be. Its their show and I don’t censor couples…well, short of some strange voodoo rituals involving human sacrifices maybe..but even then (ha ha- just kidding).

You must understand that Rio and David have sex at Olympian proportions, fucking amongst other things for up to three days without sleep. I wont even go into how they do that. I mean once I’ve shot me jizm , I roll over, fart and go to sleep like most normal folk…Ha ha just kidding again. Really. But yes, they paid the price for their vice by walking around sore and stinging for over a week.

I found this really nice couple on the BGAFD. For those of u who don’t know what that is it is a forum where people from fans, producers and models converge and discuss things related to porn in the UK and beyond. I approached Honeys request with an invitation to be on this here site with her fella and once they gave me the greenlight I high tailed it all the way down to the beach town of Brighton and pah-yow here she is. All dressed up for the occasion in her Santa outfit which was totally their idea by the way.

They are a pleasant and friendly couple and I would describe that being this is their second scene ever I would say I got that type of mov. Its funny but some couples have no problems getting naked and having sex but they still express themselves in a way where they don’t give too much away. This isn’t a bad thing, just an observation. I feel that deep down Honey and Marcus are a lot wilder than they have let on here but no amount of explaining what I do would have got this out of them but the interesting thing is, this clip was very much them anyway, made quintessentially more that Marcus shagged his missus with his socks on! This for me is very funny because it is a very british thing to do which gave this scene that bit more character.

Honey warmed Marcus up by getting him in the mood by undressing him as if she was unwrapping a present, his hard dick standing to attention which she dutifully sucked in appreciation before he sat her down on the sofa and licked away happily at her shaven twat before Honey got the toys out and placed a boner ring with flashing lights on his ding-a-ling (hey I’m keeping things festive here) as he worked a rampant rabbit vibrator in her pussy pushing the ears of it to stimulate her clit. Now suitable wet, he worked a massive ebony dildo in her vag and boy that looked fat in her! They kept each other on the boil kissing and working the dong in and out as Marcus remained rock hard throughout, pulling the toy out to sink his wang in place of the gaping hole left behind of the dong.

Jimmy is a jammy git and he knows it. You know why? Unlike some of the couples who I’ve shot here in this fair city of Prague, Jimmy isn’t in the business of performing for porn flicks. Hell Jimmy looks like a rebel biker which probably is what appealed to Jennifer about him. So Jimmy is a jammy git that he stroked a sexy chick like Jennifer Max but Jimmy is a cool boy too. Rather than keep his missus all to himself he graciously allowed us to download her in all her nude glory and wind us up all the more by being the guy to shag his girlfriend for us all to see….Just to remind us what a jammy git he is. loving and attentive partner like Jennifer Max.

I however was honoured they should do this vid for me as I had to squint a couple of times knowing I’ve seen Jennifer someplace and then it hit me….some of the UK mags under a different name! Jennifer is a very attractive, dark skinned 20 something that not untypical of the girls in this region has a beautiful body and puppies to die for but the real beauty in Jen Jen is in the way she moves; enthusiastic and with lots of sexy eye contact thatmakes u wish you was the dude at the other end of that weiner as she sucks and rolls her tongue over his helmet, Jimmy got her in the mood with a bit of tongue lashing to the fanny (oops sorry twat) region. Suitably rigid, he whips it out and she has a good old nosh on it over the dining room table before he gets her into a suitable position to slide and glide the old boy in her vip area where they rocked the casbah for a bit, changing positions as if to say- Hey look at me! Look at my weiner in my beautiful girlfriend! She’s all mine y’know’… before laying her flat on her back over the table and a couple of thrusts of his old chap pulls out to postion himself over her wide open mouth, tongue poking out and coughs up the old baby gravy all over her chops and she licks it up and eats it down like a good trooper. Yes every home should have a loving and attentive partner like Jennifer Max.

Thanks to this lovely couple for sharing the love here at Real Couples.