From the moment Keira got on the sofa to suck her fellas dick which I exploited some very extreme angles to make it look obscenely large (not that it weren’t chubby to begin with) before sticking it in her arse inside of 2 minutes I knew we were going to be on a ride where I didn’t know where it would lead to except to say it would end in a jizm shot that not even I knew where because one thing I try to avoid with this line is the stereotypical end shot where the guys pull out and tug off their stud juice over the ladies tongue out waiting upturned face. Don’t get me wrong if the couples are into this then this is the way we go. For some doing videos is a rare opportunity for them to get this indulgence but not so appropriate in a real life setting.

Not one to censor couples if they get a lil left field, there was a point when Lee pulled a knife out to her throat which kind of got me shy but still excited because I was filming a couple who were now in their zone at the exclusion of all others. I can imagine that they must have epic sessions from time to time and no doubt punctuate their relationship with tender loving other times. U can tell just being around them how comfortable they are. It was more a question of unlearn what u have learned which I brought up in our conversation before hand because as a producer they were hoping to do what ever I wanted them to do, and this is not how it was to be I explained to them. They even asked me how hard can they go? As hard as u fucking want to or if u want to do soft and vanilla, this is cool with me also.

They were charged mentally for sex, it didn’t matter to them where they went. Lets put it this way, for how the shoot went, u couldn’t script real life 30 minutes from now and that is the journey we were to go on up to an hour after shooting. It was hot, fraught with psychology, sweaty. Keira was dripping….I love a young babe who sweats and her make up running down her face. There was no pattern to what they did, a kiss here, a slap there (from both parties may I add) some domestic battle of wills whose the daddy/ mummy stuff. It was so real for me I didn’t have to be there..But it helps that I am very familiar with Keira and although this is my first time working with Lee I think he trusted me by being himself. I can view why Keira is with him for sure and it was definitely a high energy performance they both put in and one I hope they are proud of too.

I’ve known of Lara and her partner for some time now and very nearly shot them several months ago but the time wasn’t right yet as she was tied up in commitment to some other agreement, so this was a long time coming. It turned out that Lara and Mike were keen to do something outdoors which was fine with me but by the time we trekked across and up a hill and across a bridge over a stream the weather took a slightly unpredictable turn and the perils of shooting scenes outdoors was compounded by strange looking insects getting in the way and in their bits so we knocked that on the head after awhile and opted for the comfy environs of their home. It was here when other problems started to emerge.

All this stop starting and stuff was playing with Mikes hard on and to further add, he had a splitting head ache too. Normally, most producers would just chuck the towel in but I’ve been around this before and when u know a guy has been with his partner for several years and not only wants to do a movie but has done it already, then you know that guy is capable of doing the do no matter what. Mind you Lara is so lovely, I was half tempted to ask if I could take over and he could step back and vid bu that would’ve been might presumptious of me so I just called time for them to chill, have a drink or two then get back to it later. This paid dividends as when we got back into it, the sort of things that hindered him before were now a moot issue.

The wood u can say, was good and Lara got hers good and proper from the living room where she gave him a blowjob, he licked her out and fingered her to orgasm before sticking his dick in her vag before giving the all important tour of the house by moving the action to the bedroom where they penetrated in a variety of positions before Mike ended up creaming in Laras tight little bitch as I filmed his jizm dribbling out and dripping onto the bed. Mike was on such a roll that he ended up being more dynamic on the soft version by shagging Lara on a revolving chair, from fucking her vag to spinning her around to suck his boner repeating this several times, I wish I did shoot it hard now but it would have been disjointed from the hard mov so I didn’t bother. He even pumped out another cum shot in Laras ho to which I took stills of since I forgot to do it at the end of the hard version…Oh and not that it matters much but this was one of the first few shoots Lara has done sporting her new look which is in fact her original colour I’m reliably informed.

The great thing about Kat and Kenny is that they seem to be more realer than real, being married in the traditional sense, with a child and paying a mortgage but seem to be sincerely enthusiastic still about doing porn and more important, about each other. Sure. Like most new couples to me, they had that timid energy but it didn’t stop Kenny having a raging peen and besides, today, Kat had a special treat for him which must have added that extra twitch of excitement to the fact she was treating him to the rare occasion of allowing him to stick his cock in (gasp) her bum!

Yes, believe it or not, there are girls out there who do this as a special treat for their fellas, not unlike Mother indulging her young un to the filling induced pleasure of munching sweeties. And like some couples devoted to each other, Kenny allows his missus to be the boss of the household. Either that or because of her experience modelling he allowed her to dictate in which order and direction the shoot went and for what it was worth it turned out to be a really enjoyable shoot, not only for them but for me also as I filmed their natural progression from chit chat to kissing and foreplay and the eventual sex that ensued which had its beginnings on the sofa then moved upstairs to the bedroom for comfort, after enough, sucking and fucking, Kat decided it was time he slipped his raging hard on in her bum and afforded him a generous moment to indulge himself in the tightness of her rump hole and what a lovely rear his woman has and nice prominent nipples too. Kenny had no problems in this department and told me he couldn’t hold off any longer and followed through by taking his peen out of her arse and slipping it into her vag for the frenzied ride to climax which he did inside her twat. So deep in fact that it didn’t seep out until much later when we were shooting the soft version, where you could hear it squelching away with every pound Kenny drove into her.

I also got Kat doing a lap dance as Kenny revealed this through conversation…it just had to be done. All in all it was a very satisfactory outcome and I certainly would like to have them in front of my camera again…A very nice couple indeed. Down to earth and loved what they did and definitely into each other…its like, doing porn is like a second wedding ring in my mind and this movie certainly consolidates that notion.

I filmed the couples talking to each other without them realising I was filming to capture the ambience of what it is really like and the natural progression to the sex mov with both couples fumbling their partners under the table to the inevitable fingering of pussies and blowjobs that ensued. Donna and Richard opted for the couch as Linda and Paul carried on in the kitchen on the work surface where after a bit of frigging Linda to a squirty climax, Paul rubbed his weiner on her sensitive vag but instead of sliding it in he went straight for the anal instead as she wailed and moaned to his steady pranging? man does she wail like she is loving it!

Donna and Richard aka Vinnie Bones (now an industry guy at the consent of his missus, named so because of his likeness to a certain ex footballer jizm hard stud actor geezer&all heneeds is the bushy black eye brows and he’s away) were getting it on in a display of positions from missionary to 69 as they gave head to each other before Vinnie nailed her in the doggy position. Linda and Paul came into the room and did a bit before they swapped partners as both guys got blowjobs and licked each others women out. Paul was the first one to come unable to hold back with Donna after she rode him, he stroked out and came all in her mouth as Vinny carried on fucking Linda as Paul and Donna took a break having an after shag *fag (*that’s smoking cigarettes to u nice American folk btw) in the kitchen.

Vinny decided he wanted to come in Lindas vagina and get his missus to lick it out after he screwed his missus in the arse first and Linda licked her muff at the same time, heightening her orgasm when she came. Vinnie resumed fucking Linda like a true champion in control of himself and pumped her slut full of cum as he fell flat exhausted on the floor. Linda stood up and let the cum drip out of her pussy into Donnas mouth. Bloke that was kinky! And another great shoot was had for Real Couples! Yay!

I’ve heard echoes on the rumour mill of this industry that Kelly Steel is crazy…I would say after my initial meeting with her and Hamilton they are no more crazier than some Canadians I’ve met…Don’t mistake em for Americans…Canadians hate that. If Kelly is crazy then she’s the kind of crazy I like. Not dumb or psychotic but just plain old fashioned fun kind of crazy. Hamilton is a amazing guy too and between the pair of them make an exciting couple that I can well understand why they have been together 10 years already….Actually, Hamilton is probably the more crazy of this marital pairing. In short I get the impression they have defected from the US for awhile to drop out of the rat race and become a couple of nobodies for awhile. They just happened my way via the UK Adult Producers forum where Kelly announced their arrival and was initially looking for work.

I managed to snap them up in time before Kelly posted a mere few days later that she wasn’t actively looking for work anymore but will honour any agreement she made with people thus far to do shoots.

The day I originally planned to do the shoot fell through because Kelly had ah-hem “the decorators in” but I offered to continue over to see them as I felt a little hello, how’re u doin” would be a nice way to break the ice and I was so glad I did as we had a good ol chin wag and got the getting to know you stuff out the way when Kelly sidled over to me and made a request out of the blue that I could, just wouldn’t refuse…No matter how much a nice guy image I might have. Lets just say I answered it there and then but would wait for the day allowing Kelly to exercise her personal right to change her mind come the day.

Fast forward nearly 2 weeks later and I have arrived at their new place in East London and while I am faffing around with parking in the area, Kelly is keeping Hamilton on the boil which impressed me no end by taking this as an example of their general professionalism. Lets face it no 1 really gets ready until everyone is in place and ready but when I turned up Kelly was suited and booted and keeping Hamilton hard with blowjobs and hand shandies….This was a good indication of where the shoot was going to go I just prayed Hamilton wouldn’t blow his jizm within minutes of the mov! Mind you no fear there as he has done 300 films or so in his career to date…Just a tip here: This is the sort of foreplay that generates heavy cum loads.

Roxanne is a lovely 19 year old Russian girl who is UK resident and married to Johnny. She came to my attention throughmy mate stationed in Prague. How she came to his attention is another matter, but there I was at my inbox and I was like…Yeah… She is nice. U know what I’m sayin? That aside, there was no fuss or muss and the couple came down to me in London as it wasn’t convenient to do a shoot at their place in Peterborough, so we chilled abit and went out for drinks at the nearest bar and chatted for a bit. Its good to have some social intercourse with new people so that you can suss each other out. It paid off.

By the time we got back to the hotel room, and started the stills, Johnny jumped in, man meat ready for action. And who could blame him with such a lovely wife as Roxanne who looked a bit too young to be a wife but a wife she is and that is what makes Real Couples so varied. Johnny had no problems rising to the occasion it seemed and loved all aspects of the shoot. Normally I feel stills robs a small from the rest of the shoot but oh no, not with Johnny, I think he could have gone on all day, though I feared at 1 point he was going to come too soon about 5 minutes into the vid, the blowjob Roxanne was administering must have been that good cos it looked like he was about to come and by the time he slipped his man meat into what looked like a very tight vag, you could almost feel every stroke of it in her twat by his reactions… I mean I reckon he had problems just holding off. You watch what can be achieved with the love of a good woman?! Yes they worked the room, penetrated on the bed, on the dresser and in the bathroom as Johnny relished licking her out, she sucked him off and both were teasing each other with it.

U could tell from her giggles that he was just tormenting her but this was all good. Nothing too wild or kinky happened. Just good old fashioned, honest to goodness sex going on. But give them a chance, they are in the first six months of marriage… We’ll look forward to the next few years when their sexual shenanigans will explore new depravities as they push the limits to further extremes… I can almost see it in my minds eye now. Its text book. Lets just hope I am around to capture this hot couple again in the not too distant future when that happens, but for what it was right now, it was refreshing to watch such a young, beautiful lady like Roxanne and Johnny agreeing to do porn in the first place and believe me, I don’t think I’m the only one to appreciate that… Wouldn’t u agree?

I’m privileged to be invited on one of those two weeks, so I know its something special and from what they told me, something they have been looking forward to for over a month now since they got in touch with me. They also knew what they wanted to do and how they wanted to be seen in the scene but I think as it unfolded, due to their keenness, those ideas soon went out the window.

The 1 thing that made my ears stand up to attention…(followed by something else hereafter) was that they had a keen interest in watersports so we talked about that for awhile and I found out that Beatrix has a fetish for it and enquired about doing it with girls also…I’ll state that despite the porn star name, Beatrix has only done 1 other vid for an arm chair amateur with her fella and mainly does girl/girl which at this point I have Peter Marriot to thank indirectly for steering Beatrix my way…Thanks Pete!

Anyway, the obvious reason why we are shooting in a lil hotel room (thank god for wide angle lenses!) is because we can’t shoot in their dorms on campus…for what it was worth and how it turned out, we could’ve done this but I guess the stranger turning up with a jizm of equipment was going to direct attention on them somehow.

It was suggested to me that I would get a really good movie out of Suzie and Mark as it was Mark who brought the best out in Suzie (and vice versa it seems). Lolly wasn’t kidding in her assumption. I couldn’t have hoped for more proof that these two were a committed couple in love for the amount of pics of them scattered throughout their home and to think when they first met each other neither 1 of them would have known the outcome. You’ll have to listen to their interview to know what I mean when I say this.

Being the sly little dog I am I began filming their regular playful chit chatty moment. I mean referring to your genitalia with names has got to be high on the saccharine levels of couples mushiness as you can get, but I loved it for all the reality I could milk out of it. It took a while before we got to the part you are all here for: To watch them get rear nekkid and in action. Mark, forever the gentleman that he is licked Suzies twat and I watched as she melted in pleasure on the seat she was sitting on. By the time she got his peen out and in her chops, u could see the lust on her face like a dog with a juicy bone. Mark got the cling movie out and went to town, wrapping her up and getting themselves all tangled up in it before moving the action to the couch where the cling mov was still part of their sexual congress. I was pretty convinced by Suzie coming from a hard pounding. There’s just no lying about this woman. She responds so well to sex like her body is a finely tuned engine.

They then continued the action on the stairs where I got some amazing angles as Mark pummelled her sweet lil pussy to another shuddering orgasm, riding her hard further to his own climax pumping his boy fat in her vag. Suzie was all conscious of it dripping out of her and onto the stairs that she held her hand underneath rounding off a very delightful and energetic performance which throughout all my time working with Mark, I would put down to being 1 of his finest and crowning moments. Sure, Mark might have brought the best out of Suzie but she sure as hell looked good doing it too.

At best it was a difficult shoot that started out a small bit awkward for the simple fact Mike, Louises partner of eight years had beginners nerves or for want of another word: stage fright. I also feel a bit guilty that I didn’t have my usual chat prior to meeting with both partners. I have worked with Louise Parker before with Sahara which was where I met her for the first time, so I feel honoured that she chose me to shoot her first boy/girl on the basis of that first time.

Mike wasn’t very assertive and seemed to lack confidence in his own abilities. I am sure he is a great stud and everything as he is still in a relationship that seems to be a loving one after eight years. My powers of deduction lead me to believe the decision to make this movie was not made with altruistic motives. If there was then there would have not been a problem. The magic ingredient that was missing was; exhibitionism. This is the driving force behind almost all good sex scenes captured on vid and lets face it, Mike is not an exhibitionist. That said though. He was getting the hang of it on the soft version and had I got to know him better we could have shot it the other way round. Soft then hard version last.

All things said and done though, it wasn’t a disaster. Far from it. If anything it was as real as it could get in the circumstances that reminds me from time to time that I’ve been on a good roll so far and that every now and again, I will have my work cut out with editing. After all I managed to capture all the elements to make a film work. The getting it up, the getting it in and the jizm shot. Which was fairly spectacular but the way in which it was achieved may not be that dynamic but hey. The best news is, what could end up looking like an average shoot may well end up being a whole lot more as Louise and Mike have offered to shoot their own scene in home made mode which should be a lot better than the effort we made today as well as being that bit more personal. We shall wait and watch what they have in store for us.

I personally thought Amee has a Kirsten Dunst look about her. The again, she has been told she looks like Avril Lavigne. I aint doing too bad in the lookey likeys department in couples am I? Maybe I should do a Real Couples Celebrity lookey likey tape. Now that’s a grand idea!

I think Neo had great ideas for the vid and as I said, Amees insecurity kind of stilted things abit . When the camera was of, she flitted around and was such a personable and innocent but mischievous at the same time that if I captured Amee like this u would have loved her so much…I mean it was beautiful even, watching her gyrate around the room on tip toes as if she was doing ballet (which she has done apparently). As soon as the camera went back on, the frivolity in her stopped. I’m sure she was playing a game of being difficult. I’ve had it before with certain girls who will do every thing for you off camera but won’t do it when its on. Still that never got too much in the way of Neo getting a hard on as he got stuck right in there licking his girls shaven vag. She responded well to this, squirming and sighing away. Almost trying to fight it but caving in every now and again. I liked where Neos head was at with the baby oil as he oiled her delicate body and adorable tiny jugs. She really is a darling to look at.

Neo screwed her on the sofa and the rug (which looked to good to be called a rug but for lack of a better word) he shagged her in a variety of positions before cumming buckets inside her twat. Amee spread her legs to show it dripping out all over the seat and that was that. Another scene for Real Couples in the bag. I hope to dl more of Amee and Neo in the future. If they work on the mov aspect I feel they will turn out a blinding vid next time but then that will be another story…